{Best} Funny Status & Quotes for WhatsApp and FB 2019

Here we are sharing best funny status and quotes list for Whatsapp and FB. This funny & comedy status and quotes are manually handpicked for you to save your searching effort and time.

You can share this on Whatsapp, FB and all other social media network sites and have fun with friends and family.

Funny Status for Whatsapp and FB

So be ready for some lol and comedy with below funny status and quotes.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Save water – Drink beer!

Status: I am Not on whatsapp…

Dear God, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Oh Please…. Don’t copy my status.

I love my job only when I am on Holiday….

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!

Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 😉

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the….’

Happiness will increase when you share it via happy status and quotes..

Eat — Sleep — Regret — Repeat.

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

Save paper, don’t do homework.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves few years ago we think we were an idiot.

Sleep till you are hungry… Eat till you are sleepy.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

Totally available! Please disturb me….

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

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